Soup Sucks...But We’ve Got Questions!
Let's dive into why soup sucks...
First of all, soup is just a liquid salad, but less cool. Allow us to guide you through the land of soup dissatisfaction!
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Yup, it does.
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No. I generally stay away from the stuff, but there are a few reasons why we can come to this conclusion.
As a matter of law, 21 CFR 170.3(n)(4) defines cereal as a different category from soups in 21 CFR 170.3(n)(39)(40)
Cereal without milk is still cereal, an important distinction from soup, indeed several of the most commonly used "milks" are themselves derived from cereals.
As noted in the famous Nix v. Hedden (1893) case, deciding that tomatoes were considered vegetables for purposes of tariffs, the common language of the people must be considered in such matters. Merriam Webster defines soup as a liquid food especially with a meat, fish, or vegetable stock as a base and often containing pieces of solid food. Not exactly a cereal!
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The commies use soup to stretch their rations by thinning them down with water for a reason.
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Well, they certainly don't love it now do they?
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When your body is in a weakened state, decision-making can be impaired and so for the weak soup is the simplest decision.
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What about a hearty freaking steak? How about that? If i wanted to drink water I'd go down to the river.
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NO. GTFO!
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Well then by all means focus on getting some soup, you unskilled moron.
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We just don't know. Thiodiglycol is colorless, easily miscible with water, and could be in any soup you might consume.